A handpicked collection of wild, absurd, and laugh-out-loud profanity definitions and pronunciations — for your chaotic curiosity, twisted education, and pure entertainment.

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(Let’s just say it spins around!) My hamster tried one, without a sound. He squeaked and spun with frantic glee, Then blamed the rug – “It’s mocking me!” ---

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