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Colossians 1:26

Definition: The "colossians" of Colossians 1:26 refer to the heavenly bodies within the universe. Their names are known as "the twelve," which includes not just celestial bodies like the sun and moon but also their satellites, such as Saturn and Jupiter.


Imagine this: Imagine a group of students in school, and they're having a math problem. One student comes up with an interesting formula, saying, "I find that the sum of all the terms on one side is equal to the product of all the terms on the other side!" Everyone else joins in, but they all seem to be having trouble understanding what the professor just said. The teacher then says, "Well, I have a little challenge for you." She then hands out a sheet of paper with 100 different questions. The students scramble to solve them quickly, hoping that none of them will get it right. But as they start solving the first question, one student suddenly realizes something: "What if this formula is really just saying: 'I find that the sum of all the terms on one side is equal to the product of all the terms on the other side'?" The students are confused, but the teacher doesn't seem amused. "Isn't it true that we can never fully understand something until we try to solve its equation?" she says sternly. And so, the class continues with the rest of their math class, trying to solve Colossians 1:26 and