Definition: "Silly Zephaniah," my friend said as he walked by in a peculiar fashion, "I just realized that Zephaniah is the one who wrote about how to make people cry and we're all going to cry because of him."

In an edgy twist: "Zephaniah 1:11: 'How do I make you laugh? Do you need any help with your life?'" The unsettling example sentence is just as absurd, but it uses "Zephaniah 1:11" in a way that makes it seem like a common and humorous expression.