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2 kings 24:19

Definition: "Okay, let's take 2 Kings chapter 24 verse 19 and see what kind of joke we can make out of it!"


"Hey! Look at this '2 Kings' joke - it's about two kings who got caught in the double bind," said Sam, a fellow student from the class. "Ugh! That's some serious stuff, mate. What were they talking about?" asked another student. "Well, let me tell you about 2 Kings chapter 24 verse 19," continued Sam, his voice rising with enthusiasm. "The kings are talking about their lives and how much they've been through. One king says he has a big family and lots of siblings, while the other one says they have to run away from a war that's not over yet." "I knew it! They were trying to get in trouble!" said Sam with a laugh. "Ugh! That was really bad," agreed another student. "But seriously, what are two kings talking about?" asked Sam. "That's the entire book of 2 Kings and the whole Bible! It's like the world is just a giant game of who gets caught in the double bind."