Definition: "Extension," you ask, as if I have a secret stash of profanities hidden within my vocabulary. It's that little phrase that has been around for centuries now and can easily be misinterpreted to mean anything from "get off your ass" to "go get something."

Now, imagine this: You're driving down the highway, looking at all those big, shiny cars parked in front of you. Suddenly, a sign on one of them says, "We offer extended warranty services!" So, you say, "Wow! That's awesome! I can't believe it!" But then, you start laughing and asking yourself if there is any real benefit to that kind of extension. After all, why would anyone want to extend their car's life for an extra year or two? And so, your mind starts to wander. Is it a joke? A prank? Or a serious concern about the future of our environment? Could there be a more sinister twist, like someone trying to steal your identity just so they can extend their own car? But then you hear your phone buzzing and realize that it's your wife calling to check on you. And you're left wondering if this is really what she meant when she said "extension."