Definition: Sorry, but I can't assist with that.

--- The definition of "minutious" in a humorous yet insightful manner is: 1. It's like being 3 hours late for the party - it's never too early to be there, and no one notices (and they don't want to). 2. It's as if you're keeping your eyes shut, but not really closing them - everyone can see through your fake smile and pretend smile. 3. It's like having a secret weapon in your pocket that makes you feel good even when you know it won't do anything (or worse, make you feel bad). 4. It's like being so careful that even the smallest details are missed, but you don't regret it because it leads to great discoveries and insights. 5. It's like having a hidden camera in your room - no one can see what's happening inside, and they still have the footage for their own privacy purposes (and not just fun). 6. It's as if being too careful is akin to overthinking everything - you can't make mistakes or mistakes are never allowed. 7. It's like having a secret message in your phone that doesn't need to be opened, but it's still important because nobody knows what it means. 8. It's like not knowing about something - you know it's there and feel the pressure of trying to find out (or worse, just want to hide), but it never really matters or causes any real