👉 I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that.

illiterateness

👉 ILLITERATNESS: (Slyly) "I'm not even sure what you're talking about. I didn't realize there were so many books out there to choose from."

EDGY EXAMPLE: "The book that's on the table is a collection of short stories, all written by your favorite author! It might be worth checking out if you haven't read them yet."