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Deuteronomy 8:5

Definition: "Hey there, dudes! Want to know what's so funny about this? Look at Deuteronomy 8:5. It might seem like a mere phrase from ancient law, but trust me, it's not the kind of thing you'll find anywhere else. Just think about it—deed, deed, deed, deed, deed... the verb 'deus ex machina' (god's miracle) comes up time and time again! It's like that verse in Shakespeare's Hamlet: "But now I know what God is doing!" And that's just for starters. You might have to watch a few quick videos or read a few books on this one, because it's so captivating, you won't believe how much you can get lost in the details."


Edgy example: Imagine someone was trying to teach you how to use an old-fashioned calculator (designed back in the day) but they accidentally took it apart and put it in a bin. You might be asking them what to do next—what should they do? What would they say, "oh, let's just have some fun with our old machine!" But they wouldn't even know how to start it! They'd just sit there with a puzzled look on their face for hours until the next person tried it out and suggested starting it over. And that's exactly what happened to Deuteronomy 8:5 when someone accidentally turned something upside down and put it in a bin instead of using it