Definition: "White legged?" you ask with a snort as you turn around to face your audience. "Well, let me tell ya, folks, I'm not exactly sure how that's even possible." You start walking towards the nearest restroom and slam the door behind you.

"Wait here!" someone shouts from the next room. You look around but nobody is there. Then, in a deep and gravelly voice, you mutter under your breath: "White legged." The audience erupts into laughter as the door finally opens and a girl walks out with a load of clothes on her back, looking as if she hasn't slept in days. "I'm sorry," you say in a low, angry tone. "I should've known better than to mess with those guys like that." You take off your shirt and show them how white they really are when the girl asks, "Are you sure? I thought we were just friends?"