A handpicked collection of wild, absurd, and laugh-out-loud profanity definitions and pronunciations — for your chaotic curiosity, twisted education, and pure entertainment.

Definition: Definition not found. A curious plight, My neighbor Barnaby woke up feeling quite bright! He tripped on his rug, a comical spree, And swore he’d sprouted a

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, you see! He blamed it on cheese and a very strange dream, Then promptly declared, “It's a fabulous scheme!”

Then promptly declared, “It's a fabulous scheme!”