👉 The term 'absumption' refers to the act of consuming something. It can be used in various contexts, such as eating or drinking, and describes the process by which food or liquid is taken into the body.

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Absumption

In my world of absurd humor, "absumption" is a term that combines words like "abuse," "absurdity," and "combination." This word is not only used to describe the absurd ways in which something can be taken literally or as meaning beyond its original context. For example, imagine being in an office setting where you are told your boss has absconded with a valuable piece of machinery from his desk. You're in shock at first but then realize that the equipment is actually part of his personal collection and he's just been unable to find it since he's had some issues with its storage lately. The sentence: "I've never seen anyone get away with such an absurdity like my boss' own machinery."