Definition: Oh my god! "ONURIS" is one of those words that's both hilarious and sinister. It was originally used by a man named ONURIS to describe a woman who had a massive crush on him.

For instance, in a joke, you might say: "I just learned about ONURIS from a classmate. She said it's like when you see an Onuris and you can't help but feel like the whole world is melting." Now, imagine that being described by a woman as if she had been invited to a party where everyone was on fire. It's both terrifying and intriguing at the same time, isn't it?