A handpicked collection of wild, absurd, and laugh-out-loud profanity definitions and pronunciations — for your chaotic curiosity, twisted education, and pure entertainment.

Definition: "Sigh, what's this? A religious ritual of worship?" exclaimed a bemused observer as they observed Exodus 21:5. "It looks like you're not paying attention," replied the profane word with an exasperated sigh, "the Lord is telling us to 'exodus' from Egypt and go to heaven."