Definition: "2 John 1:5," you ask? It's a phrase often used in Bible translations to translate "Jesus said" into a verse that could be interpreted as 'I will not speak'. This translates to 'I am not speaking', which is both humorous and unsettling, especially when juxtaposed with Jesus' famous quote "Tell me, then, how are you?"

Example sentence: "It was like the devil himself, but he couldn't touch my spirit."