Definition: Statolith is a term used to describe someone who spends too much time on their computer screen and doesn't engage with any other forms of physical activity or social interactions. Imagine if you were walking around your living room and every so often, a Statolith would appear in front of you, saying, "Hey, did I miss something important? Please tell me!" If this happened everyday, it could lead to health problems such as obesity and heart disease.
One example sentence using 'statolith' could be: "Did I miss something important on my latest Netflix binge? Statolith just showed up with a stateline of 'Not Watching TV Tonight.'" Statolith's use is not intended to be derogatory or insulting, but rather a humorous way to express the importance of physical activity and social connections in maintaining good health.
