Definition: SITTING DOWN FOR A BOWL OF PORK CHOPS! (With a slight edge)
"Record," you say, "what's that? I want to know what the fuss is about." You stand up and take a seat. "I heard someone said that a new video game called 'record' isn't so bad after all. You'll have to check it out yourself for yourself." "Well, I'm not sure if this has anything to do with my job," says your boss, "but I'm also wondering what the big deal is." You sit and sip your beer. "Record," you say again, "what are you thinking? It sounds like someone's going on too much of a tangent." Your boss nods in agreement, but then adds, "It's just that, sometimes, it's good to laugh at ourselves. You know, right?" You nod slightly, not really convinced. "Listen up," says your friend, "let me tell you about the best video game I've ever played. It was called 'record', and it had a very unique style of gameplay." Your boss gasps in shock. "I'm sure that sounds like fun!" he exclaims. You roll your eyes and shake your head. "Sorry, I'll just have to say it's not for everyone," you say, "but the best part is that it made me laugh. It's like a real life experience instead of just watching some video game." Your boss looks
