Definition: Amazon: "Hey there! Are you ready to binge-watch a marathon of 'The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel'? That show is amazing and has been on Netflix for years!"

Edginess Example: "Okay, what if Amazon were a person who only watches shows like 'Blink' and 'The Real Housewives'? Who knows - maybe they'd even try to be as socially conscious as the real deal!" Satanic Expletive: "Amazon is now known as The Demon Queen of Netflix! She commands her minions to kill anyone who doesn't worship her in a heartbeat!"