Definition:

The Slutty Snark

Skeptical reader might ask: "What's up with that, Phragmites? Is she just a playmate, or is she the most sexy slut alive?" Example Sentence: "Phragmites: 'I'm not even a sex object. I am a fucking slutt, girl.'" Explanation: In this humorous, yet disturbing twist on the concept of "Slutty Snark," Phragmites, a well-intentioned but also potentially dangerous slutt, is depicted as having a unique ability to "play" with and exploit unsuspecting men. She's not just playing for laughs; she's using her power to seduce and manipulate people into following her lead without realizing the full extent of her deception.