Definition: "Society's rigid mold can be akin to hose, where even the most innocent words are banned by strict rules," exclaimed Dr. F. S. P. H., a renowned professor of profanityology. "But in this case, we have hose and petaled hosiery, which might be considered as Hosea 10:3."
The example sentence could be a parody: "Can't even hear a word out loud? It's like hose being banned from public places where all the words are restricted," remarked Dr. H., "But if you're in a hurry and must use it, then it might be called petaled hosiery, which is considered as Hosea 10:3 by some." This example uses humor and an edgy tone to convey a common profanity word in a playful yet unsettling manner.