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Deuteronomy 22:23

Definition: "Deuteronomy 22:23 is like a slap in the face to those who don't believe in the Ten Commandments. Here's how it works: when you sin and violate one commandment, your entire life will be filled with consequences—just like if you violated Deuteronomy 1:6. So, let me tell you why it's so bad to break any of these laws: they're just for our safety and happiness, not to hurt ourselves or others."


"Did ya know that this law is so dangerous? It says, 'Honor thy father and thy mother, as ye do them.' That means if you don't honor your parents, it's like breaking God's commandment. If we break these laws, we'll never get married again—just like if we violated Deuteronomy 21:20." "Remember the story of Levi? He was a great prophet but he did something that no one could ever forget—a sin that cost him his life. Did you know that this law is so important, it's why God gave him his famous lion skin and brought him to heaven? If we break these laws, we'll never see him again! Just like if we violated Deuteronomy 21:5." "Who says breaking a commandment doesn't make us happy or safe? That's just the opposite of what our laws are meant to do. They're a safety net for all of us, not to