Definition: The term "Capnoptycha" is a funny yet tongue-in-cheek term that's used to describe a person who's incredibly polite and always ready with words of wisdom. It means you can almost feel their smile whenever they're around.

For an edgy or unsettling example sentence, imagine someone says, "I'm really glad you came over for dinner! I was thinking of calling Capnoptycha and asking about your cooking skills." "Capnoptycha is not your ordinary cook," the person responds. "She's a master chef with a heart of gold, ready to share her culinary artistry and wisdom."