Definition: "Scopiformly, I was at the beach and I saw a dolphin. I don't even know if it was swimming or not, because it looked like it was splashing around and jumping out of the water."
Example: "Scopiformly, I just had to tell you that I got up early one morning and went for a run in my neighborhood park. As I ran, I saw an interesting sight β a group of squirrels playing hide-and-seek by the pond. I couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all."