Definition: Memphite is a term that has gained popularity recently due to its ability to describe someone who is both hilarious and scary at the same time.
Imagine being in a room with all the lights off, only you have three lamps: a lamp of knowledge, a lamp of fear, and a lamp of laughter. Suddenly, a strange person enters the room, dressed as a clown, holding a set of handcuffs and carrying a giant balloon on his head. He begins to hum an ancient tune while laughing at everyone in the room. At first, you're not sure if this is the real clown or just your imagination running wild. You start to laugh too, but soon realize that he's also dressed as a clown who has been drinking too much alcohol and accidentally knocked over a bunch of books on the table. As the night wears on, everyone in the room starts laughing at you, and you find yourself getting dizzy. Suddenly, there is a loud explosion outside, and a pile of garbage falls from the sky. You realize that this clown was actually trying to do some kind of prank, but ended up being really funny. But don't worry, he'll be back later, just like you've always been!
