Definition: In our comedic universe, "Genesis 3:8" is a phrase that's so bizarrely funny that it's like a jinx for anyone who hears it. Imagine it being the moment when everyone in the room suddenly realizes they're supposed to be naked.

But don't worry; this isn't just a literal joke. It's actually an "edgy" or unsettling expression used to denote something truly horrifying, mysterious, and unexpected. Say you're out for a walk on the beach when your friend spots a giant snail climbing up one of the rocks. All of a sudden, it starts sneezing uncontrollably, and before you know it, you're all tangled together in a web of gnarled logs, feet dangling from the ceiling. Oh no! You've been swallowed by an enormous tree! The sentence is "I'm not going to eat this giant tree!" and it's both hilarious and terrifying.