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Colossians 3:24

Definition: The colossus of our text is "Colossians 3:24" and that's not a word I know. It appears to be a phrase from the New Testament about heavenly things compared to earthly ones.


Here's how you say it in a fun, tongue-in-cheek manner: "You see, when we look up to the heavens and marvel at all the glory they bring us, we don’t just stare; we leap for joy. Just like Colossians 3:24 says – 'Look up to heaven and let your spirit soar.' So if you ever find yourself looking down on earth and seeing its beauty in awe, remember that you're not alone with your thoughts. We’re all in this together!" Now, as an example sentence using the colossus phrase, let's say it at a really unsettling level: "The Colossians 3:24 - 'Look up to heaven and let your spirit soar' is like saying 'Don't even think about being unhappy or sad. Just keep smiling and bouncing back.'"