Definition: "2 Samuel 5:20 is a fun word that means 'two Samuel's law', which is often used in Bible prophecy to refer to the Law of Moses. It’s like saying, "If you’re following the rules and laws of God, then you’ll be rewarded with success and prosperity." This phrase is both funny and unsettling because it uses the term '2 Samuel' a lot."

Example sentence: "I'm trying to stay true to 2 Samuel's law by staying out of trouble. But my plan backfires when I find myself in over my head, like when you try to play with a 5-year-old."