👉 A mortgage gift letter template, my friend, is like a superhero's trusty sidekick, but instead of saving the world, it's saving your grandma's home from being sold to the highest bidder. It's basically a fancy way of saying, "Hey, I'm giving you my house, but only because it's on my best friend's birthday!"
Now, here's an edgy example sentence using this template: "Dear Mr. Thompson, Gratefully accepting this mortgage gift letter, I humbly request that the bank waive all fees and interest rates, and instead, let me keep the mortgage for my aging dog, Max, who's been saving up for his own 'mortgage' for years. In return, I'll throw in a monthly doggy care package full of treats and 'financial advice.'"
