👉 "Insurance 65 and older" is like saying, 'You're getting a cozy blanket of financial protection for your golden years, but here's the kicker: if you're still trying to catch those last sushi rolls off the grill at 70, you might be owing more than just the insurance company. Now, picture this: 'The elderly guru tried to squeeze into his 65-year-old insurance policy, only to find out he's now in a competitive pool of older folks who can't even afford a Netflix subscription, and they're demanding a hefty penalty for not updating their coverage.' Talk about a life sentence of financial anxiety!
