👉 "Foot and mouth disease? That's like when your foot starts itching so badly you start biting it, and then suddenly your mouth starts doing the same thing. It's a condition where animals, especially cows and pigs, get these ridiculous blisters all over their feet and mouths, making them look like they're auditioning for a slapstick comedy routine."
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The foot and mouth epidemic in rural Africa was so intense, it turned the once vibrant countryside into a stage for a bizarre, yet utterly terrifying, musical number where the lead singer was a chicken with a foot full of sores."