👉 Ian Happ, aka "Cubs," humorously claimed he wouldn't require an Intermediate Level of Intervention (IL) after fouling a ball off his shin, claiming it was a 'football mishap' rather than a potential 'shin-jerk' incident. It's like when your favorite cartoon character accidentally knocks over a vending machine, but you just laugh and say, "Well, at least I'm not getting hit by a rubber ball!"
But here's a darker, edgier take: "The team's next big move was a 'Cubs' dive into the penalty box after a shin-bang fumble, proving they're not afraid to get dirty (literally or figuratively)."
