👉 Air heating is like the cosmic version of a bad hair day, but for your whole house! It's the fancy tech that tries to warm up your living space by blowing hot air through ducts, hoping to make your home feel like a cozy, if slightly uncomfortable, sauna.
Now, here's an unsettling example: "The air heating system decided to turn on its own accord during the annual midnight party, mistaking the cosmic microwave background radiation for a disco ball."