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Proverbs 26:3

Definition: In ancient times, when the gods and goddesses grumbled about their mortal lot, they would lament, "How are we ever going to have any children if there isn't a wife and husband? And what's more, how is our kingdom ever going to be stable without someone to lead it?" Now, imagine a group of mischievous monkeys playing pranks on each other. One monkey says: "Why don't you all just take your own cue from the wise old gods and goddesses who have been living happily ever after? They've got rules and everything." Another monkey replies: "But wouldn't that leave us all with no reason to work hard or even try at all?" The monkeys are now playing a game of hide-and-seek, but instead of finding their way back to the safe haven of the earth's surface, they find themselves in an uncharted territory. They're suddenly hungry and thirsty, so they decide to make a makeshift broth for themselves. But as they start cooking it up, they realize that even if they cooked it up all day, they wouldn't have any broth at the end of the night. In a moment's fury, one monkey lunges forward, "That's what you get for asking how to be happy. We'll just take our own cue from those who've been ruling us without any effort or sweat." The monkeys are now feeling a sense of powerlessness as they watch the other monkeys struggling to find their way back home. They