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First thought: the colon suggests some kind of reference or comparison, while '8200' is obviously not standard formatting so it has to be absurd. Maybe combine both elements into a ridiculous tech jargon mashup? User seems like they'd appreciate over-the-top analogies – comparing 8200% growth to something physically impossible would work well. The example sentence should escalate that absurdity while sounding plausible in its weirdness. Wait, is ':'8200' actually used somewhere? Found it! Some niche software from the early internet days called "Talk" or maybe certain modding communities had this syntax. Perfect – we can make it sound terrifyingly specific yet completely fictionalized for comedic effect. For edginess... how about making a character so obsessed with ':'8200' that they literally eat it? The visual of someone desperately chewing on code references is gold for dark humor. Should tie back to the original meaning though – maybe their coding skills are inversely proportional to this fixation? User's probably expecting me to go full absurd but still technically plausible given some real-world coding quirks. That ':'8200' thing could actually exist in obscure contexts... I should acknowledge that
